A Story

Viewpoint #1-The paw-paw
A paw-paw takes his two young grandchildren to a track meet. When no one is looking the youngest, a boy, decides to relieve himself beside the sandpits. Paw-paw turns around and can't believe what he is seeing. His words later describe it as being about three feet of pressure. He then looks up and realizes it has happened right in front of a car full of old ladies. (Later it is discovered it is the paw-paw's ninety year old aunt.)

Viewpoint #2-The aunt
An aunt, upon walking up to work at a track meet, sees her young nephew relieving himself right in front of everybody. Then she sees paw-paw turn and around and freak out. Then she sees grandmama and tells her 'Look at what your grandson is doing!' The grandmama then freaks out. They decide to keep walking and pretend they do not know the said paw-paw and children. Later, the aunt is approached by a lady:
Lady- 'Do you have a son?'
Aunt- 'No.' (thinking I know where this is going)
Lady- 'Well, earlier I turn around and all I see is this white aXX!'

Viewpoint #3-The mother
When the mom is told of the incident-'Oh my gosh! Did anyone see?' um yeah.

Viewpoint #4-The dad
When dad is told of the incident- 'That is freakin' hilarious!!!'

The end.